Uglytuna's Guillotine League
LIVE
GUILLOTINE · 2026 SEASON · WEEK 1
TEAMS LEFT
18
JACKPOT
$100.00
NEXT CHOP
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UPDATED
9/13/2026 10:36:08 AM EDT
ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK
LOWEST FINAL SCORE GETS THE BLADE
1
Donkbreath
PROJ 120.84 · 7 YET TO PLAY
-3.4TO SAFETY
2
Betty Ford
PROJ 124.24 · 8 YET TO PLAY
+0.0TO SAFETY
3
Tootles
PROJ 126.61 · 9 YET TO PLAY
+2.4TO SAFETY
RANK
LEFT
WK 1
PROJ
RISK ↑
1
Donkbreath
7
7.52
120.84
AT RISK
THE BLADE FALLS HERE
2
Betty Ford
8
14.80
124.24
AT RISK
3
Tootles
9
6.40
126.61
AT RISK
4
House Music
7
16.40
127.71
AT RISK
SWEAT LINE
5
UserError
9
6.10
132.04
SWEATING
6
Schvitzzzzz
8
16.00
134.08
SWEATING
7
uglytuna
8
23.32
135.80
SWEATING
8
The Dartboard
9
5.10
136.71
SWEATING
9
Koosh224
9
6.60
141.08
SWEATING
10
Wex Trio
9
6.10
144.00
SWEATING
BREATHING ROOM
11
NY Black Jax
9
30.10
148.38
SOMEWHAT SAFE
12
C&C
10
0.00
149.26
SOMEWHAT SAFE
13
BirCt, better have my $$$
7
42.20
148.92
SOMEWHAT SAFE
SAFE
14
Iko Iko
9
10.00
155.76
SAFE
15
HardAzaRock
10
0.00
157.06
SAFE
16
OMGSJP
7
42.40
156.26
SAFE
17
UndecidedMN
9
13.00
158.93
SAFE
18
B.U.G.
9
19.50
163.18
SAFE
RANK 14 OF 18
Iko Iko
SAFE
LIVE
10.00
PROJECTED
155.76
TO SAFETY
+31.5
PROJ 155.76 CUT LINE 124.24
PLAYER
POS
STATUS
PTS
PROJ
Josh Allen
QB
UPCOMING
0.00
22.36
Aaron Jones
RB
UPCOMING
0.00
11.37
Chase Brown
RB
UPCOMING
0.00
21.26
David Montgomery
RB
UPCOMING
0.00
19.24
Quentin Johnston
WR
UPCOMING
0.00
13.63
Tee Higgins
WR
UPCOMING
0.00
19.61
Wan'Dale Robinson
WR
UPCOMING
0.00
13.66
Trey McBride
TE
UPCOMING
0.00
17.36
Eddy Pineiro
K
FINAL
10.00
6.36
Minnesota Vikings
DEF
UPCOMING
0.00
7.27
Uglytuna's Guillotine League
GUILLOTINE · WK 1 · 18 LEFT
LIVE
JACKPOT
$100
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YOUR RANK
14/18
Standings Iko Iko
1
Donkbreath
WK 7.52 · 7 LEFT · AT RISK
120.84
PROJ
THE BLADE FALLS HERE
2
Betty Ford
WK 14.80 · 8 LEFT · AT RISK
124.24
PROJ
3
Tootles
WK 6.40 · 9 LEFT · AT RISK
126.61
PROJ
4
House Music
WK 16.40 · 7 LEFT · AT RISK
127.71
PROJ
SWEAT LINE
5
UserError
WK 6.10 · 9 LEFT · SWEATING
132.04
PROJ
6
Schvitzzzzz
WK 16.00 · 8 LEFT · SWEATING
134.08
PROJ
7
uglytuna
WK 23.32 · 8 LEFT · SWEATING
135.80
PROJ
8
The Dartboard
WK 5.10 · 9 LEFT · SWEATING
136.71
PROJ
9
Koosh224
WK 6.60 · 9 LEFT · SWEATING
141.08
PROJ
10
Wex Trio
WK 6.10 · 9 LEFT · SWEATING
144.00
PROJ
BREATHING ROOM
11
NY Black Jax
WK 30.10 · 9 LEFT · SOMEWHAT SAFE
148.38
PROJ
12
C&C
WK 0.00 · 10 LEFT · SOMEWHAT SAFE
149.26
PROJ
13
BirCt, better have my $$$
WK 42.20 · 7 LEFT · SOMEWHAT SAFE
148.92
PROJ
SAFE
14
Iko Iko
WK 10.00 · 9 LEFT · SAFE
155.76
PROJ
15
HardAzaRock
WK 0.00 · 10 LEFT · SAFE
157.06
PROJ
16
OMGSJP
WK 42.40 · 7 LEFT · SAFE
156.26
PROJ
17
UndecidedMN
WK 13.00 · 9 LEFT · SAFE
158.93
PROJ
18
B.U.G.
WK 19.50 · 9 LEFT · SAFE
163.18
PROJ
BLADE ON Donkbreath — -3.4 FROM SAFE

Last updated: 9/13/2026 10:36:08 AM EDT