Uglytuna's Guillotine League
LIVE
GUILLOTINE · 2026 SEASON · WEEK 1
TEAMS LEFT
18
JACKPOT
$100.00
NEXT CHOP
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UPDATED
9/13/2026 10:35:25 AM EDT
ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK
LOWEST FINAL SCORE GETS THE BLADE
1
Donkbreath
PROJ 120.84 · 7 YET TO PLAY
-3.4
TO SAFETY
2
Betty Ford
PROJ 124.24 · 8 YET TO PLAY
+0.0
TO SAFETY
3
Tootles
PROJ 126.61 · 9 YET TO PLAY
+2.4
TO SAFETY
RANK
TEAM
LEFT
WK 1
PROJ
RISK ↑
1
Donkbreath
7
7.52
120.84
AT RISK
THE BLADE FALLS HERE
2
Betty Ford
8
14.80
124.24
AT RISK
3
Tootles
9
6.40
126.61
AT RISK
4
House Music
7
16.40
127.71
AT RISK
SWEAT LINE
5
UserError
9
6.10
132.04
SWEATING
6
Schvitzzzzz
8
16.00
134.08
SWEATING
7
uglytuna
8
23.32
135.80
SWEATING
8
The Dartboard
9
5.10
136.71
SWEATING
9
Koosh224
9
6.60
141.08
SWEATING
10
Wex Trio
9
6.10
144.00
SWEATING
BREATHING ROOM
11
NY Black Jax
9
30.10
148.38
SOMEWHAT SAFE
12
C&C
10
0.00
149.26
SOMEWHAT SAFE
13
BirCt, better have my $$$
7
42.20
148.92
SOMEWHAT SAFE
SAFE
14
Iko Iko
9
10.00
155.76
SAFE
15
HardAzaRock
10
0.00
157.06
SAFE
16
OMGSJP
7
42.40
156.26
SAFE
17
UndecidedMN
9
13.00
158.93
SAFE
18
B.U.G.
9
19.50
163.18
SAFE
RANK 10 OF 18
Wex Trio
SWEATING
LIVE
6.10
PROJECTED
144.00
TO SAFETY
+19.8
PROJ 144.00
CUT LINE 124.24
PLAYER
POS
STATUS
PTS
PROJ
Kyler Murray
QB
UPCOMING
0.00
22.03
Bijan Robinson
RB
UPCOMING
0.00
24.89
Omarion Hampton
RB
UPCOMING
0.00
20.65
Alec Pierce
WR
UPCOMING
0.00
11.83
DJ Moore
WR
UPCOMING
0.00
13.39
Garrett Wilson
WR
UPCOMING
0.00
18.19
Michael Pittman
WR
UPCOMING
0.00
12.47
Hunter Henry
TE
FINAL
6.10
11.39
Chris Boswell
K
UPCOMING
0.00
6.07
Kansas City Chiefs
DEF
UPCOMING
0.00
8.38
Uglytuna's Guillotine League
GUILLOTINE · WK 1 · 18 LEFT
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YOUR RANK
10
/18
Standings
Wex Trio
1
Donkbreath
WK 7.52 · 7 LEFT · AT RISK
120.84
PROJ
THE BLADE FALLS HERE
2
Betty Ford
WK 14.80 · 8 LEFT · AT RISK
124.24
PROJ
3
Tootles
WK 6.40 · 9 LEFT · AT RISK
126.61
PROJ
4
House Music
WK 16.40 · 7 LEFT · AT RISK
127.71
PROJ
SWEAT LINE
5
UserError
WK 6.10 · 9 LEFT · SWEATING
132.04
PROJ
6
Schvitzzzzz
WK 16.00 · 8 LEFT · SWEATING
134.08
PROJ
7
uglytuna
WK 23.32 · 8 LEFT · SWEATING
135.80
PROJ
8
The Dartboard
WK 5.10 · 9 LEFT · SWEATING
136.71
PROJ
9
Koosh224
WK 6.60 · 9 LEFT · SWEATING
141.08
PROJ
10
Wex Trio
WK 6.10 · 9 LEFT · SWEATING
144.00
PROJ
BREATHING ROOM
11
NY Black Jax
WK 30.10 · 9 LEFT · SOMEWHAT SAFE
148.38
PROJ
12
C&C
WK 0.00 · 10 LEFT · SOMEWHAT SAFE
149.26
PROJ
13
BirCt, better have my $$$
WK 42.20 · 7 LEFT · SOMEWHAT SAFE
148.92
PROJ
SAFE
14
Iko Iko
WK 10.00 · 9 LEFT · SAFE
155.76
PROJ
15
HardAzaRock
WK 0.00 · 10 LEFT · SAFE
157.06
PROJ
16
OMGSJP
WK 42.40 · 7 LEFT · SAFE
156.26
PROJ
17
UndecidedMN
WK 13.00 · 9 LEFT · SAFE
158.93
PROJ
18
B.U.G.
WK 19.50 · 9 LEFT · SAFE
163.18
PROJ
Wex Trio
SWEATING
LIVE
6.10
PROJ
144.00
TO SAFETY
+19.8
QB
Kyler Murray
UPCOMING
0.00
RB
Bijan Robinson
UPCOMING
0.00
RB
Omarion Hampton
UPCOMING
0.00
WR
Alec Pierce
UPCOMING
0.00
WR
DJ Moore
UPCOMING
0.00
WR
Garrett Wilson
UPCOMING
0.00
WR
Michael Pittman
UPCOMING
0.00
TE
Hunter Henry
FINAL
6.10
K
Chris Boswell
UPCOMING
0.00
DEF
Kansas City Chiefs
UPCOMING
0.00
BLADE ON
Donkbreath
— -3.4 FROM SAFE
Last updated: 9/13/2026 10:35:25 AM EDT