Uglytuna's Guillotine League
LIVE
GUILLOTINE · 2026 SEASON · WEEK 1
TEAMS LEFT
18
JACKPOT
$100.00
NEXT CHOP
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UPDATED
9/13/2026 10:38:01 AM EDT
ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK
LOWEST FINAL SCORE GETS THE BLADE
1
Donkbreath
PROJ 120.84 · 7 YET TO PLAY
-3.4
TO SAFETY
2
Betty Ford
PROJ 124.24 · 8 YET TO PLAY
+0.0
TO SAFETY
3
Tootles
PROJ 126.61 · 9 YET TO PLAY
+2.4
TO SAFETY
RANK
TEAM
LEFT
WK 1
PROJ
RISK ↓
1
B.U.G.
9
19.50
163.18
SAFE
2
UndecidedMN
9
13.00
158.93
SAFE
3
OMGSJP
7
42.40
156.26
SAFE
4
HardAzaRock
10
0.00
157.06
SAFE
5
Iko Iko
9
10.00
155.76
SAFE
BREATHING ROOM
6
BirCt, better have my $$$
7
42.20
148.92
SOMEWHAT SAFE
7
C&C
10
0.00
149.26
SOMEWHAT SAFE
8
NY Black Jax
9
30.10
148.38
SOMEWHAT SAFE
SWEAT LINE
9
Wex Trio
9
6.10
144.00
SWEATING
10
Koosh224
9
6.60
141.08
SWEATING
11
The Dartboard
9
5.10
136.71
SWEATING
12
uglytuna
8
23.32
135.80
SWEATING
13
Schvitzzzzz
8
16.00
134.08
SWEATING
14
UserError
9
6.10
132.04
SWEATING
THE BLADE FALLS HERE
15
House Music
7
16.40
127.71
AT RISK
16
Tootles
9
6.40
126.61
AT RISK
17
Betty Ford
8
14.80
124.24
AT RISK
18
Donkbreath
7
7.52
120.84
AT RISK
RANK 17 OF 18
Betty Ford
AT RISK
LIVE
14.80
PROJECTED
124.24
TO SAFETY
+0.0
PROJ 124.24
CUT LINE 124.24
PLAYER
POS
STATUS
PTS
PROJ
Malik Willis
QB
UPCOMING
0.00
19.22
Patrick Mahomes
QB
UPCOMING
0.00
16.25
Christian McCaffrey
RB
FINAL
14.80
24.71
TreVeyon Henderson
RB
FINAL
0.00
0.00
Chris Olave
WR
UPCOMING
0.00
19.69
Josh Downs
WR
UPCOMING
0.00
14.87
Parker Washington
WR
UPCOMING
0.00
14.94
Jake Ferguson
TE
UPCOMING
0.00
10.77
Tyler Loop
K
UPCOMING
0.00
7.04
Dallas Cowboys
DEF
UPCOMING
0.00
6.66
Uglytuna's Guillotine League
GUILLOTINE · WK 1 · 18 LEFT
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/18
Standings
Betty Ford
1
B.U.G.
WK 19.50 · 9 LEFT · SAFE
163.18
PROJ
2
UndecidedMN
WK 13.00 · 9 LEFT · SAFE
158.93
PROJ
3
OMGSJP
WK 42.40 · 7 LEFT · SAFE
156.26
PROJ
4
HardAzaRock
WK 0.00 · 10 LEFT · SAFE
157.06
PROJ
5
Iko Iko
WK 10.00 · 9 LEFT · SAFE
155.76
PROJ
BREATHING ROOM
6
BirCt, better have my $$$
WK 42.20 · 7 LEFT · SOMEWHAT SAFE
148.92
PROJ
7
C&C
WK 0.00 · 10 LEFT · SOMEWHAT SAFE
149.26
PROJ
8
NY Black Jax
WK 30.10 · 9 LEFT · SOMEWHAT SAFE
148.38
PROJ
SWEAT LINE
9
Wex Trio
WK 6.10 · 9 LEFT · SWEATING
144.00
PROJ
10
Koosh224
WK 6.60 · 9 LEFT · SWEATING
141.08
PROJ
11
The Dartboard
WK 5.10 · 9 LEFT · SWEATING
136.71
PROJ
12
uglytuna
WK 23.32 · 8 LEFT · SWEATING
135.80
PROJ
13
Schvitzzzzz
WK 16.00 · 8 LEFT · SWEATING
134.08
PROJ
14
UserError
WK 6.10 · 9 LEFT · SWEATING
132.04
PROJ
THE BLADE FALLS HERE
15
House Music
WK 16.40 · 7 LEFT · AT RISK
127.71
PROJ
16
Tootles
WK 6.40 · 9 LEFT · AT RISK
126.61
PROJ
17
Betty Ford
WK 14.80 · 8 LEFT · AT RISK
124.24
PROJ
18
Donkbreath
WK 7.52 · 7 LEFT · AT RISK
120.84
PROJ
Betty Ford
AT RISK
LIVE
14.80
PROJ
124.24
TO SAFETY
+0.0
QB
Malik Willis
UPCOMING
0.00
QB
Patrick Mahomes
UPCOMING
0.00
RB
Christian McCaffrey
FINAL
14.80
RB
TreVeyon Henderson
FINAL
0.00
WR
Chris Olave
UPCOMING
0.00
WR
Josh Downs
UPCOMING
0.00
WR
Parker Washington
UPCOMING
0.00
TE
Jake Ferguson
UPCOMING
0.00
K
Tyler Loop
UPCOMING
0.00
DEF
Dallas Cowboys
UPCOMING
0.00
BLADE ON
Donkbreath
— -3.4 FROM SAFE
Last updated: 9/13/2026 10:38:01 AM EDT