Uglytuna's Guillotine League
LIVE
GUILLOTINE · 2026 SEASON · WEEK 1
TEAMS LEFT
18
JACKPOT
$100.00
NEXT CHOP
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UPDATED
9/13/2026 10:35:25 AM EDT
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LOWEST FINAL SCORE GETS THE BLADE
1
Donkbreath
PROJ 120.84 · 7 YET TO PLAY
-3.4
TO SAFETY
2
Betty Ford
PROJ 124.24 · 8 YET TO PLAY
+0.0
TO SAFETY
3
Tootles
PROJ 126.61 · 9 YET TO PLAY
+2.4
TO SAFETY
RANK
TEAM
LEFT
WK 1
PROJ
RISK ↑
1
Donkbreath
7
7.52
120.84
AT RISK
THE BLADE FALLS HERE
2
Betty Ford
8
14.80
124.24
AT RISK
3
Tootles
9
6.40
126.61
AT RISK
4
House Music
7
16.40
127.71
AT RISK
SWEAT LINE
5
UserError
9
6.10
132.04
SWEATING
6
Schvitzzzzz
8
16.00
134.08
SWEATING
7
uglytuna
8
23.32
135.80
SWEATING
8
The Dartboard
9
5.10
136.71
SWEATING
9
Koosh224
9
6.60
141.08
SWEATING
10
Wex Trio
9
6.10
144.00
SWEATING
BREATHING ROOM
11
NY Black Jax
9
30.10
148.38
SOMEWHAT SAFE
12
C&C
10
0.00
149.26
SOMEWHAT SAFE
13
BirCt, better have my $$$
7
42.20
148.92
SOMEWHAT SAFE
SAFE
14
Iko Iko
9
10.00
155.76
SAFE
15
HardAzaRock
10
0.00
157.06
SAFE
16
OMGSJP
7
42.40
156.26
SAFE
17
UndecidedMN
9
13.00
158.93
SAFE
18
B.U.G.
9
19.50
163.18
SAFE
RANK 3 OF 18
Tootles
AT RISK
LIVE
6.40
PROJECTED
126.61
TO SAFETY
+2.4
PROJ 126.61
CUT LINE 124.24
PLAYER
POS
STATUS
PTS
PROJ
Jared Goff
QB
UPCOMING
0.00
23.10
Trevor Lawrence
QB
UPCOMING
0.00
22.24
Blake Corum
RB
FINAL
6.40
11.34
Woody Marks
RB
UPCOMING
0.00
11.36
Chris Bell
WR
UPCOMING
0.00
4.93
Ladd McConkey
WR
UPCOMING
0.00
16.44
Rome Odunze
WR
UPCOMING
0.00
13.70
Tucker Kraft
TE
UPCOMING
0.00
12.78
Cam Little
K
UPCOMING
0.00
6.51
Pittsburgh Steelers
DEF
UPCOMING
0.00
9.15
Uglytuna's Guillotine League
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/18
Standings
Tootles
1
Donkbreath
WK 7.52 · 7 LEFT · AT RISK
120.84
PROJ
THE BLADE FALLS HERE
2
Betty Ford
WK 14.80 · 8 LEFT · AT RISK
124.24
PROJ
3
Tootles
WK 6.40 · 9 LEFT · AT RISK
126.61
PROJ
4
House Music
WK 16.40 · 7 LEFT · AT RISK
127.71
PROJ
SWEAT LINE
5
UserError
WK 6.10 · 9 LEFT · SWEATING
132.04
PROJ
6
Schvitzzzzz
WK 16.00 · 8 LEFT · SWEATING
134.08
PROJ
7
uglytuna
WK 23.32 · 8 LEFT · SWEATING
135.80
PROJ
8
The Dartboard
WK 5.10 · 9 LEFT · SWEATING
136.71
PROJ
9
Koosh224
WK 6.60 · 9 LEFT · SWEATING
141.08
PROJ
10
Wex Trio
WK 6.10 · 9 LEFT · SWEATING
144.00
PROJ
BREATHING ROOM
11
NY Black Jax
WK 30.10 · 9 LEFT · SOMEWHAT SAFE
148.38
PROJ
12
C&C
WK 0.00 · 10 LEFT · SOMEWHAT SAFE
149.26
PROJ
13
BirCt, better have my $$$
WK 42.20 · 7 LEFT · SOMEWHAT SAFE
148.92
PROJ
SAFE
14
Iko Iko
WK 10.00 · 9 LEFT · SAFE
155.76
PROJ
15
HardAzaRock
WK 0.00 · 10 LEFT · SAFE
157.06
PROJ
16
OMGSJP
WK 42.40 · 7 LEFT · SAFE
156.26
PROJ
17
UndecidedMN
WK 13.00 · 9 LEFT · SAFE
158.93
PROJ
18
B.U.G.
WK 19.50 · 9 LEFT · SAFE
163.18
PROJ
Tootles
AT RISK
LIVE
6.40
PROJ
126.61
TO SAFETY
+2.4
QB
Jared Goff
UPCOMING
0.00
QB
Trevor Lawrence
UPCOMING
0.00
RB
Blake Corum
FINAL
6.40
RB
Woody Marks
UPCOMING
0.00
WR
Chris Bell
UPCOMING
0.00
WR
Ladd McConkey
UPCOMING
0.00
WR
Rome Odunze
UPCOMING
0.00
TE
Tucker Kraft
UPCOMING
0.00
K
Cam Little
UPCOMING
0.00
DEF
Pittsburgh Steelers
UPCOMING
0.00
BLADE ON
Donkbreath
— -3.4 FROM SAFE
Last updated: 9/13/2026 10:35:25 AM EDT