Uglytuna's Guillotine League
LIVE
GUILLOTINE · 2026 SEASON · WEEK 1
TEAMS LEFT
18
JACKPOT
$100.00
NEXT CHOP
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UPDATED
9/13/2026 10:05:26 AM EDT
ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK
LOWEST FINAL SCORE GETS THE BLADE
1
Donkbreath
PROJ 120.84 · 7 YET TO PLAY
-3.4
TO SAFETY
2
Betty Ford
PROJ 124.24 · 8 YET TO PLAY
+0.0
TO SAFETY
3
Tootles
PROJ 126.61 · 9 YET TO PLAY
+2.4
TO SAFETY
RANK
TEAM
LEFT
WK 1
PROJ
RISK ↑
1
Donkbreath
7
7.52
120.84
AT RISK
THE BLADE FALLS HERE
2
Betty Ford
8
14.80
124.24
AT RISK
3
Tootles
9
6.40
126.61
AT RISK
4
House Music
7
16.40
127.71
AT RISK
SWEAT LINE
5
UserError
9
6.10
132.04
SWEATING
6
Schvitzzzzz
8
16.00
134.08
SWEATING
7
uglytuna
8
23.32
135.80
SWEATING
8
The Dartboard
9
5.10
136.71
SWEATING
9
Koosh224
9
6.60
141.08
SWEATING
10
Wex Trio
9
6.10
144.00
SWEATING
BREATHING ROOM
11
NY Black Jax
9
30.10
148.38
SOMEWHAT SAFE
12
C&C
10
0.00
149.26
SOMEWHAT SAFE
13
BirCt, better have my $$$
7
42.20
148.92
SOMEWHAT SAFE
SAFE
14
Iko Iko
9
10.00
155.76
SAFE
15
HardAzaRock
10
0.00
157.06
SAFE
16
OMGSJP
7
42.40
156.26
SAFE
17
UndecidedMN
9
13.00
158.93
SAFE
18
B.U.G.
9
19.50
163.18
SAFE
RANK 7 OF 18
uglytuna
SWEATING
LIVE
23.32
PROJECTED
135.80
TO SAFETY
+11.6
PROJ 135.80
CUT LINE 124.24
PLAYER
POS
STATUS
PTS
PROJ
Drake Maye
QB
FINAL
17.32
24.27
Jacoby Brissett
QB
UPCOMING
0.00
14.34
Quinshon Judkins
RB
UPCOMING
0.00
13.99
Tony Pollard
RB
UPCOMING
0.00
14.15
Jakobi Meyers
WR
UPCOMING
0.00
12.75
Justin Jefferson
WR
UPCOMING
0.00
21.65
Stefon Diggs
WR
UPCOMING
0.00
12.31
Colston Loveland
TE
UPCOMING
0.00
16.82
Cairo Santos
K
UPCOMING
0.00
6.47
New England Patriots
DEF
FINAL
6.00
6.61
Uglytuna's Guillotine League
GUILLOTINE · WK 1 · 18 LEFT
LIVE
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YOUR RANK
7
/18
Standings
uglytuna
1
Donkbreath
WK 7.52 · 7 LEFT · AT RISK
120.84
PROJ
THE BLADE FALLS HERE
2
Betty Ford
WK 14.80 · 8 LEFT · AT RISK
124.24
PROJ
3
Tootles
WK 6.40 · 9 LEFT · AT RISK
126.61
PROJ
4
House Music
WK 16.40 · 7 LEFT · AT RISK
127.71
PROJ
SWEAT LINE
5
UserError
WK 6.10 · 9 LEFT · SWEATING
132.04
PROJ
6
Schvitzzzzz
WK 16.00 · 8 LEFT · SWEATING
134.08
PROJ
7
uglytuna
WK 23.32 · 8 LEFT · SWEATING
135.80
PROJ
8
The Dartboard
WK 5.10 · 9 LEFT · SWEATING
136.71
PROJ
9
Koosh224
WK 6.60 · 9 LEFT · SWEATING
141.08
PROJ
10
Wex Trio
WK 6.10 · 9 LEFT · SWEATING
144.00
PROJ
BREATHING ROOM
11
NY Black Jax
WK 30.10 · 9 LEFT · SOMEWHAT SAFE
148.38
PROJ
12
C&C
WK 0.00 · 10 LEFT · SOMEWHAT SAFE
149.26
PROJ
13
BirCt, better have my $$$
WK 42.20 · 7 LEFT · SOMEWHAT SAFE
148.92
PROJ
SAFE
14
Iko Iko
WK 10.00 · 9 LEFT · SAFE
155.76
PROJ
15
HardAzaRock
WK 0.00 · 10 LEFT · SAFE
157.06
PROJ
16
OMGSJP
WK 42.40 · 7 LEFT · SAFE
156.26
PROJ
17
UndecidedMN
WK 13.00 · 9 LEFT · SAFE
158.93
PROJ
18
B.U.G.
WK 19.50 · 9 LEFT · SAFE
163.18
PROJ
uglytuna
SWEATING
LIVE
23.32
PROJ
135.80
TO SAFETY
+11.6
QB
Drake Maye
FINAL
17.32
QB
Jacoby Brissett
UPCOMING
0.00
RB
Quinshon Judkins
UPCOMING
0.00
RB
Tony Pollard
UPCOMING
0.00
WR
Jakobi Meyers
UPCOMING
0.00
WR
Justin Jefferson
UPCOMING
0.00
WR
Stefon Diggs
UPCOMING
0.00
TE
Colston Loveland
UPCOMING
0.00
K
Cairo Santos
UPCOMING
0.00
DEF
New England Patriots
FINAL
6.00
BLADE ON
Donkbreath
— -3.4 FROM SAFE
Last updated: 9/13/2026 10:05:26 AM EDT